Thursday, November 18, 2010

stuff my parents say

MAMI: this is where i'm going to put my shelf from IKEA
JACKIE WALKS IN...
JACKIE: mami i--
MAMI: shhh! i'm "magining" (she's speaking very seriously) :P
while mami is saying this she throws her hands dramatically in the air like as if to say STOP. 

MAMI: close the door jackie
JACKIE: why ?   
MAMI: because your room is messy
JACKIE: but our house is pretty right mami? :D
MAMI: si, pero (yes, but) the neighbor looks at us through that little hole.
JACKIE: really? how do you know? :O
MAMI: well... i don't know. i imagine.

mami & papito were building a bed when they realized they lost one of the bags with screws.
MAMI: [walks over to candy, our chubby doggy]: candy! you're being called to la corte (court).
[mami picks our chubby doggy up and deposits her in front of papito] OKAY CANDY. answer to the judge. where are the screws?

our house was invaded with ants.
MAMI: okay jackie we need to attack. kill them and leave them there to make their compadres disappear!

i walked into our bedroom to see mami standing there with a book of mickey mouse and minnie mouse stickers.
JACKIE: mami what are you doing?
MAMI: your drawers need donny duck!
JACKIE: donald duck?
our mom just decorated our furniture with disney stickers. 

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stuff my parents sent me.

MAMI & PAPITO [via-email to me, roxy]: dear roxy, remember to drink lots of water! its okay if you have to pee a lot! that's good! okay, that is all, love, mami & papito

MAMI & PAPITO [via e-mail to me, roxy]: dear roxy, eat your veggies! even if they give you diahhrea. that is all, love.

PAPITO [via call]: roxy how much are you sleeping?
ROXY: [thinking he'd be angry that i didn't get much sleep] mmm, well this week was kinda busy, so maybe like six hrs? five...? i mean i usually get moree...
PAPITO: no thats good! don't get a in sleeping. sleep when you go home.
MAMI: cochino [insult; directly translates to stinky one] que le estas diciendo? [what are you telling her?]

Squinty eyes

So I was studying in Oldenborg today when this happened...

WAIITTT. Before you read my comic here's some background because my comic making skills make it look as if I'm seeing this person on TV or something, when it was real life I tell you!

- Mysterious purple person (I'm trying to be race-neutral here. Do you know of any purple people? I didn't either...until now!) is walking in the hall, past Arabic Lounge.

- Mysterious purple person walks COMPLETELY past the Lounge when...purple person returns, called on a squinty mission.





SQUINNTYYY EYES AND A SCRUNCHED UP FACE? It was so random, and quite amusing.

Studying in Oldenborg always delivers! Jinlin came by and tried to "Avada kedavra!" me but he forgot the words and said "ABBA kevsdlfkjsdlfkj". ABBA? I like ABBA.

Audrey came by and showed me her cool new game! And someone else came by and offered me sesame desserts, but my mom told me not to take food from strangers.

And my sponsee and I threw old salmon out of the window. We threw it into some bushes. Woo! We did it to save a walk to the trash can. Woo!

I watched Community. And came across this...http://www.behance.net/gallery/Write-a-Bike/716663
!

Song of the day: Hoof and the Heel, Hangout

Peace out homedogs,
Roxy